Everybody needs to giggle a little. How about a few cow jokes to liven things up?

What do you call a cow that’s laying on the ground?

                        Ground beef!

What do cows listen too?

                        Moooo-sic

How does Farmer McPeepers count his cows?

                        With a cow-culator

Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?

                        Because her horn didn’t work

Now that you’ve given those giggle muscles a work out, how about a little art project. Here’s a Farmer McPeepers coloring page drawn just for you by illustrator Steve Gray.






















 

Have you ever seen a cow wearing sneakers?